Texas law states it is unlawful to operate any motorboat over 15 hp if under 16 years of age...UNLESS accompanied by a person 18 years of age. "How fast do you want me to pull you Dad?" says Kyle.

All our boats are equipped with a steering wheel and seat.

You can fit more people in our ski boats than in the car you use to get here...unless you drive a bus.

You can play your CDs at a reasonable volume, if you can help us figure out which button pops open the faceplate. Helpful hint: music doesn't sound very good at 30mph no matter how much you turn up the volume...so let's not blow the speakers. Ok? Super.

Look at that water! And the wake (on this boat) is almost wonder-woman invisible! Have you considered skiing in the morning? Call us and we can be there at 7am for you and your friends. It's 80 degrees outside and 86 degree water, so get your co-workers out of bed to start the workday right!

There were two dads, two blondes, and a boat...

...who irresponsibly let them jump off the slippery wakeboard tower (note: everyone signs a liability waiver).

Waterski or wakeboard? This braniac looks to attempt both at the same time. Good luck macho.

One of our boats features a leisurely walk-through -- for women only.

This picture attempts to depict the fact that the spinning sharp metal propellor, which many are frightened will shred them to dog chow, is so far from the swim platform that Shaquille O'neil could hardly reach it with his big toe. This is the kind of safety you've been looking for...because other boat rentals don't have inboard boats!

Note: don't take these captions seriously, unless you read something that may seem true and useful. If you have questions deciphering the difference, call us at 258-8400.

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